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Practical OSRS tools

Guides to the No Longer Human tools

These notes explain what each public utility calculates, how to use it, and where its data comes from. The tools help with planning; check current in-game information before making a trade or committing to a strategy.

Estimate a Death's Coffer return

Open the Death's Coffer calculator, choose whether to browse eligible or ineligible items, and use the item-name search and profit filters to narrow the list. Select an item to enter its coffer value, purchase cost, and quantity. The estimate uses the entered item value multiplied by 1.05 and rounded down; profit is the estimated return minus your purchase cost. When a Grand Exchange buy limit is available, the tool can also show potential profit at that limit.

For a hypothetical item valued at 1,000,000 GP, the estimated return is 1,050,000 GP. If your cost is 900,000 GP, the estimated margin is 150,000 GP per item, or 1,500,000 GP for ten. This is arithmetic on the values you enter, not a forecast of the price you will actually pay or receive.

Eligibility, market prices, and buy limits can change. Treat the results as an estimate, confirm an item's current eligibility and price in game, and account for your actual purchase cost.

Read the Ocellus phase-two portal pattern

The Ocellus P2 calculator turns the first observed safe spot and starting quadrant into a route reference. Choose the observed tile (3·3, 5·5, or 1·3) and quadrant. The display shows three clockwise portal sequences, each with six 2×2 safe spots, and a tile map for following the volleys.

The three observed six-volley coordinate sequences are A: 3·3, 3·7, 7·3, 3·3, 5·5, 3·9; B: 5·5, 7·5, 9·3, 5·5, 9·5, 7·7; and C: 1·3, 7·3, 11·3, 7·7, 5·5, 1·7. The first safe spot identifies the pattern, and the next two portal quadrants rotate clockwise.

Expand RuneLite markers in a route summary to view or copy the matching marker data for all three quadrants. Use the marked sequence as a reference and verify the live encounter as it progresses.

The current reference is based on nine recorded fights and 27 observed waves; the selected safe spots had zero hits across 572 observations. This is a limited community sample, not a guarantee of future encounter behavior.

Use Grand Exchange prices carefully

Grand Exchange search looks up item market information from the OSRS Wiki prices service; the tracker lets signed-in users manage price alerts. Price feeds are snapshots, not guaranteed fill prices: an offer, available volume, and the in-game market may change before you act. Compare the displayed data with the live game before buying or selling.

Find a clan player's stats

Use clan hiscores to browse the clan board or search for a player profile. Stats and activity depend on the linked account and the source data available for that player; a missing entry does not necessarily mean an account has no game progress.

More tools and community information

Try the Triple Jad simulator for practice, or explore community resources, clan rules, and upcoming events. See about the clan for an overview of the community and its site.

Old School RuneScape and related game names belong to their respective owners. These independent community tools are provided for information and practice; they are not endorsed by Jagex and do not guarantee in-game results.